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haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

THANK YOU 

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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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0okayy:

xxiiia:

wolfe-recoil-:

findingmarlon:

rammbunctious:

pretzelsandperfume:

I try not to rb porn but this is too dope

.sooo ill.

bro

So dope…

I NEVER reblog porn but um… this looks pretty awesome. Lol #SORRYNOTSORRY

Why does everyone talk about porn like it’s evil

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tupac-shakira:

femmewitch:

florencewelchismyreligion:

Florence and the Machine - Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
[live @ Orange Warsaw Festival 06.14.2014] xx

This is out of this world. 

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God I love her

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the4elemelons:

Jesus

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boom clap the sound of my ass

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Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*